Waterdeep Dragon Heist minis coming soon!

Posted by Blinky the Amazing! on 7th Sep 2018

Dearest minions,

It's been a while since I've told you how magnificent I am, but you already know that.  Still, it's nice to hear, is it not?  My most incompetent minion, JM is...well...NOT so magnificent.  In fact he is quite pathetic.  As such, he will not have the new D&D Waterdeep Dragon Heist minis entered into inventory until Saturday or Sunday (Sep 8 or 9) and pictures of said minis will probably not be available for a while after.  Something about having too much work to do and being ill or something.  And I was like, would you like some cheese with that whine?  And he was like, but Blinky something something something.  (I got distracted by the magnificence of my name and tuned out the rest). Then I was like,  perhaps I should call you a wahhhhbulance?  And he was all, <scoff>.  And I was like, whatevs. Bye Falafel.   In any case, I appreciate your patience dear minions while JM gets his excrement together.

BTW, did you know that my distant cousin Xanathar will be making an appearance in this set?   How he gets his own miniature and I do not is beyond me.  I am FAR smarter, better looking and at least TEN times more devious.  In fact, I think I shall exact revenge on Xanathar.  Perhaps I shall switch his Kraft Macaroni & Cheese with a generic brand (but put it in the Kraft box).  Diabolical!  Is it too much?  I'm going to do it!  Tee hee!  Watch the chaos unfold!