It's been a while since I've told you how magnificent I am, but you already know that. Still, it's nice to hear, is it not? My most incompetent minion, JM is...well...NOT so magnificent. In fact he is quite pathetic. As such, he will not have the new D&D Waterdeep Dragon Heist minis entered into inventory until Saturday or Sunday (Sep 8 or 9) and pictures of said minis will probably not be available for a while after. Something about having too much work to do and being ill or something. And I was like, would you like some cheese with that whine? And he was like, but Blinky something something something. (I got distracted by the magnificence of my name and tuned out the rest). Then I was like, perhaps I should call you a wahhhhbulance? And he was all, <scoff>. And I was like, whatevs. Bye Falafel. In any case, I appreciate your patience dear minions while JM gets his excrement together.
BTW, did you know that my distant cousin Xanathar will be making an appearance in this set? How he gets his own miniature and I do not is beyond me. I am FAR smarter, better looking and at least TEN times more devious. In fact, I think I shall exact revenge on Xanathar. Perhaps I shall switch his Kraft Macaroni & Cheese with a generic brand (but put it in the Kraft box). Diabolical! Is it too much? I'm going to do it! Tee hee! Watch the chaos unfold!
We got absolutely hammered over the holidays...Not like that. I meant with orders. Though to be perfectly honest someone who I won't mention by name but whose first name begins with "Blink" and ends with "EEEE" may have indulged just a tad. "Fashter minions!!! Fashter!!! Argh!! It's show hard to fine good help theesh dayshhhhh. [...]
I just processed a huge collection and am currently stocking over 96% (1570 out of 1631) regular (non-promo/special) miniatures. It was a collectors lot with very few duplicates so get 'em while you can. I have a smaller collection of miniatures missing cards for those of you that do not care about the stat cards. [...]
The Dungeons & Dragons Icons of the Realm Tomb of Annihilation set is here and in stock! (More stock to come as my #MostIncompetentMinion JM finds time to open and inventory more cases.)I am happy to grace you, my minions, with my valuable opinion, the only one that matters really. Overall, a pretty solid [...]
Dearest minions, try not to blow yourselves up over this 4th of July weekend. You may just *explode* with excitement though to learn that I have JM restocking while everyone else is enjoying the festivities. So far he's done (alphabetically) Aberrations through Legendary Evils. He will finish the rest (through War of the Dragon Queen) [...]
Dearest minions, my non-inventoried pile of miniatures is dwindling to previously unseen levels. :( I've just restocked and am currently carrying ALL BUT 29 of the 1564 non-promo/special dungeons & dragons miniatures, however this may very well be the last time I am this fully stocked for a LONG time. :( You can help [...]
Dearest minions, I have received some shipments of D&D Icons of the Realms Monster Menagerie 2 (or deux for those who speak French) I have opened and entered a few cases but they'll go fast. There will be more. Also, I will get pictures taken ASAP (hopefully tomorrow) but since my "photo studio" is JM's [...]
I've been working day and night to restock for you, my dearest minions. Out of the 1450 non-promo/special D&D miniatures, I am currently stocking all but 18! Sadly, that won't last for long. Get 'em while they're hot.If you have any of the minis that I'm missing, now would be a great time to trade [...]
Storm King's Thunder miniatures have arrived and my most incompetent minion JM has entered some into inventory. More will be restocked as he has time to open more cases (this minion is pathetically slow in both mind and body I am afraid). He has also taken pictures of the miniatures. I apologize for [...]
I have not yet received my Storm King's Thunder shipment but I assure you that JM will do nothing but toil day and night to unbox and inventory them as soon as they arrive (which should be Friday, Sep 23 meaning they will likely be available for purchase on Sat, Sep 24). Have patience my [...]